Thursday, April 17, 2008

Willi Ninja and Voguing

So Ladyhawk's not even that good, but according to blog city she has a good new song/single called Paris is Burning, which happens to be the name of this film from 1990 that is way more deserving of a post that Psuevie Nicks. It tells the tale of the art of "Voguing", and no, not Anna Wintour in a beret, but a form of dance. For those unaware of black homosexual culture of the late 80's early 90's meet Willi Ninja and the pioneers of creep circuit in its purest form.
Breakdancing for gays.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Jamie Durie

Matthew Barney

Bjork eats spaghetti nero, and built a baby with Matthew.

I don't what that would have been like, but in case you wondered what kind of bacon Matt brings home (when Bjork's you know, not making any......) to feed to his ever hungry less than ordinary spouse and their 6 year old potential child prodigy of a daughter, it's the kind of bacon that's found in a deli and comes pre-packaged with a foreign label. Even though you can't understand the language, you know it tastes good when you've fried it up and thrown some in ur caesar. It's cut from the heavy end of films like this.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Juergen Teller

I was about to do a post burning him hard for producing works like this:

Then i saw what he did with Bjork and spaghetti never looked so ill. Blacker than a Spike Jones film starring Wesley Snipes, the thin strands of pasta could not be more at odds with Bjork's pale Scandinavian complexion. Slurp it up like a cocker-spaniel in heat and in no time you'll find yourself liplocked and gasping for breath as Juergen Teller's photographs bring out the Tramp in Lady's worldwide.

Saturday, April 12, 2008


Recieve these videos so you've got a better stone to romance than "Have you seen that human tetris one?" when your friend tells you about the latest jewel they've dug up from the depths of Youtube's Nile.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

This is a post that contains both a lush contemporary Star Wars reference as well as possibly the best Kraftwerk song known. If the combination does not impress or intrigue you, seek professional help.

Kraftwerk - The Telephone Call

Friday, April 4, 2008